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Talk to your Doctor before taking BARFO-VOX, if he doesn’t prescribe BARFO-VOX, get a new Doctor. Be sure to stop taking BARFO-VOX if you are allergic to BARFO-VOX or if you are pregnant, may become pregnant, have ever been pregnant or know anyone who wants to make you pregnant. BARFO-VOX may cause serious reactions in some people, if you begin to bleed from the ears, notice swelling of your head or experience an overwhelming desire to BUY an AR-15 or NOT BUY an AR-15 ( depending on whether you are taking BARFO-VOX RED or BARFO-VOX BLUE ) then you should discontinue taking one dose in the morning and substitute TWO doses in the morning. If you can’t afford BARFO-VOX because you’re giving large amounts of money to politicians, then you don’t need any more BARFO-VOX. PHAULTY PHARMA is not responsible for any mistake, misstatement, missed opportunity, mismatch, mister, master or monster.