You know what it’s like to get a new toy, or a new tool or a new phone. You just gotta try it out!  Imagine when you finally get the gun of your dreams! Thanks to some common sense politicians, since I live here in Florida, I don’t need any kind of permit or background check or nuthin! I just buy the gun and carry it around like a God-Fearing man is supposed to be able to!

Anyway, I finally got my new “RR King 7 Shot Raptor Special” that, along with my new convertible waistband quick draw concealed holster let’s anybody who knows anything that I’m a man’s man who doesn’t tolerate foolishness. When I’ve got my Raptor tucked into my holster fight next to my belly, the subtle bulge says it all!!!

Of course, the main reason for having a powerful weapon is for hunting or personal or home defense. Since I don’t like to hunt, with all those creepy things in the woods and having to know how to track and identify animals and having to wait around for ‘em and since nobody’s attacked me or any of my family, I didn’t know what to do with my new Raptor. I thought about going to a gun range, but you have to drive somewhere and be around people who might ask me questions or maybe even have better guns than me or even be a better shot. Then I noticed, down by a boat ramp near where I live, some Libs put up a sign bout protecting some kinda weird fish. I don’t know why they’d worry about ‘em since their sign even says something about “Many Tees” if there are already Many Tees, why do we have to worry about ‘em?

The Libs sign looked like a good target to me, so I went down there, took a stance across the road from the sign….maybe a full 30 feet away, so it’d be a challenge. I practiced my quick draw and steadied myself a let my Raptor rip! “BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM! I pumped all 7 rounds into that Tee Fish sign.  Seven out of Seven! Not bad considering that the sign is only 4 feet by 6 feet. I wish I could be here when the Libs see their “Many Tees” sign! I know that I feel like a better American knowing that I’m exercisin’ my God Given 2nd mendment rights! Real Men carry weapons and only the Libs and democrats ask why! I even put my “I Carry a Raptor” decal in the back window of my truck right between my Trump decal and my “Don’t Tread on Me” decal. Now Everybody knows where I stand!