Humorous / Comic
Posts that are intended to be humorous and may or may not include political or cultural themes.
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I’m on a dating site where, as part of your profile, you get to state what you’re looking for in a person you would like to date. Most people give an age range, perhaps a preferred body type, location and things like that. One’s gender preference is stated in the filters that you use when…
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I’ve always had trouble making decisions. Oh, not the little ones, not the “Decaf or Regular?”,“Shall I Supersize That For You?” Vanilla or Chocolate kind of decisions….those I’ve got down cold. I can handle those in a heartbeat. No, the decisions that I have trouble with are some of the bigger ones…some that aren’t even…
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You know what it’s like to get a new toy, or a new tool or a new phone. You just gotta try it out! Imagine when you finally get the gun of your dreams! Thanks to some common sense politicians, since I live here in Florida, I don’t need any kind of permit or background…
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As the population in the States ages, more and more Seniors are starting to spend their “Golden Years” in planned communities in order to simplify their lives and to be able to be around people like themselves. One of the more popular ones in Florida is called “The Neighborhoods”. It’s location in Central Florida offers…
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When I first started to venture out into the world as an adult in the late 60’s, a trip to a restaurant was a very enjoyable thing. Enjoyable that is, if you could afford it. As young man, I didn’t have much money, so you scrutinized the menu very carefully to make sure that you…
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It was in 1985 that the French Franc plunged in value against the US Dollar to about 10 francs per $. It was nice for those of us who sailed to the French Islands in the Caribbean. It meant our money went further, particularly on some of our favorite islands like St. Bart’s. Long a…
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NOMEX, a DuPont USA company has announced that it will begin production of a new line of pants. NOMEX spokesman, Bud Burns has announced it’s new POLITICIAN PANTS. “NOMEX has seen a growing market and a growing need for this line of clothing” Burns said “From the chief executive and the entire Congress down to…
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A new technology designed to prevent losses to major retailers has recently come to light. Major food brands and retailers like Walmart, Cosco and Sam’s have begun implementing a new technology designed to prevent shopping cart theft. Managing shopping carts has become a major expense for large retailers. From rust prevention to wheel maintenance, it…
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Flying these days, is rarely fun, as my recent trip to Houston proved. Jayne and I are chronic “on time” people and we both would rather be at the airport early, than stress over missing our flight in the event of long TSA lines. We arrived at the airport about 3:00 PM after dropping off…
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That’s Not the REAL MOON, is it? During my years living in the Islands, I was involved in a lot of projects, from building my boat, building houses, cabinets and anything else that would keep my wallet from being empty in an expensive living environment. Most of my income came from doing carpentry work, I…
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