Humorous / Comic
Posts that are intended to be humorous and may or may not include political or cultural themes.
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It’s that time of year when many Christians complain about not being able to say “Merry Christmas”. In order to soothe their angst and, sometimes, overt anger over the perceived snub to the birth of Jesus to Mary and Joseph, many spend vast amounts of money to visually exhibit their faith. Inflatable Santas and sleds…
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Northeast Florida medical professionals are becoming increasingly alarmed by a new syndrome appearing in the adult population in the area and possibly beyond. This is presenting as an inability to use the left hand for certain tasks. What is puzzling about this is that the hands appear essentially normal and seem to function for some…
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Donald Trump has confirmed his previous boast that he is, in fact, a “Stable Genius.” In a comprehensive test at the Relatively Stable horse farm and ranch, exhaustive tests were completed leaving no doubt. The former President was able to identify the following items: Hay, Bucket, Rope and Barn. Trump was only bested by one…
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Tired of having your stomach churn every time a Politician opens their mouth to speak? Do you think that “That’s just The Way It Is”? Well, thanks to a new product from PHAULTY PHARMA CORPORATION, help is on the way. Just take one BARFO-VOX every morning and just before ANY Political Speech and you’ll see…
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The Biden Administration announced today, in a move sure to anger Republicans, that it was initiating a new program to add benefits for a certain class of senior citizens. The new law, enacted by Executive Order, will add up to 15% to Social Security benefits and reduce the costs of Medicare Part C, for qualifying…
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The Beer Whore One of my trailers was occupied by a guy named Dave. He was a good tenant, for the most part. He had a little bit of a drinking problem, but went to work, paid his rent on time and never really caused any problems. One day I noticed a woman on the…
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Lunesta By now, you’ve seen the TV commercial for LUNESTA, a prescription sleeping pill. In the TV ad some attractive woman takes a pill and has a day glow butterfly swoop in through a window, hover above her while she drifts off to a blissful night’s sleep. Right. If I go to bed and some…
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Washington D.C. December 16, 2003 The Department of Homeland Security has issued an alert regarding a recently uncovered Terrorist Group. Details are sketchy about this latest threat,headed by a figure known only as “San Taclaus” and his organization “El Ves”. It is believed that the shadowy group is operating in or near the northern part…
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