Northeast Florida medical professionals are becoming increasingly alarmed by a new syndrome appearing in the adult population in the area and possibly beyond. This is presenting as an inability to use the left hand for certain tasks. What is puzzling about this is that the hands appear essentially normal and seem to function for some tasks but not others. Doctors have ruled out any connection to Covid vaccines or even prior exposure to Covid. The CDC is warning people from all areas to stay alert to the possible spread of this “Left Hand Withering Syndrome” and they are hoping to gather more information about this baffling new situation. Authorities have decided to release a list of symptoms but it appears that there is only one consistent symptom to report. That symptom is the lack of Northeast Floridians ability to use their effing turn signals. “We’re puzzled” said an authority who prefers to remain nameless, as well as clueless. “They seem to be able to text, eat fast food, apply makeup but are not able to grasp and activate the turn signal stalk. Being located on the left side of the steering wheel gives us a clear indication of what we’re dealing with”. If you or anyone you know is experiencing difficulty in using their turn signals, authorities recommend smacking them upside the head until they regain that function.